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Thursday, 09 March 2017 00:00

hirty-eight messages wait for me on Facebook. This I know from my recent periscope peek.

And my daughter Mulan has a repeating message that keeps deviling my email inbox, something requiring a response.

Can't see it. Can't look.

It's a week into Lent and I'm still observing my no-Facebook pledge (with caveats - I use facey to put up notices regarding my site, such as the one the likely brought you here. I can post, but no reading, no clickthroughs, and certainly no scrolling).

So, what's it like?

Refreshing in ways. Empty in others.

When President Punchline comes up with something wacky, like wiretaps or MuslemLock 3.0, I don't have an outlet. I can't immediately dive into facey and post. And since I can't do it at any of my clubs (not and retain the political cease-fire we maintain) it becomes mine and mine alone.

And when something happens, like me hitting a chunk of concrete and blowing out the sidewall of my rear bike tire last night (lemons into lemonade - sat outside a pub while the wife drove around lost sipping a Guinness) I can only relate it as a story (and not even my co-rider who continued on without me seems curious about how I fared).

In the evening, before bed, there was always that last clickthrough of the day, the quick facey scan for the last trumpet of insanity before the day closed. And now that's quiet, too.

Yes, things are quieter. And saner. The world is less intrusive. A bit lonelier, yes. It's odd, this feeling of "monkishness" while the world spins on. Nice yet detached.

But I suspect this is only my first week in solitary. What will follow - a cave back into social media? Delusions? Zen detachment? It's a curious experiment.

>>>I'M STILL WRITING. IF YOU ARE STILL READING, BUY ONE OF MY CHEAP BOOKS HERE!<<<

p.s. if you want to respond to this with support or whatever, you can use my troublesome blog-response tool OR contact me via this site. And my various email accounts are still active. Or we can sit outside a pub and drink Guinness together...

Last Updated on Thursday, 09 March 2017 08:21
 
Lent Rethought (DOG EAR) PDF Print E-mail
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Thursday, 02 March 2017 00:00

 couple of weeks back I noted my thought that for Lent I’d give up storytelling. It seemed like a good idea at the time but I wasn’t sure how easy it would be to tell storytelling from simple discussion. For example, if you see a crime, are you storytelling when you talk to the police? Or are you fulfilling a duty as a citizen?

It’s a bit… nebulous. And that’s me speaking as both a writer and an amateur astronomer.

Now, I’ve long had a hate-affair with smartphones and the zombie-wander aspects of their users. Worse, if I’m killed on my bike, I know it’s going to be because of a self-centered twit plowing me under while surfing for kitten pictures. Poor me – I died so ironically.

Still, I’ve heard there is a physical issue about smartphones and constant “approval” from click-friends. With every like and every share, a small dose of pleasure squirts into the brain (don’t ask what the details are concerning this – my sister’s the doctor. I just heard it somewhere). So, like a monkey conditioned to pull a lever and win a banana when a light flashes, these people drag out their smartphones in the elevator, on walks, on the commode, everywhere. They are literally addicted to their smartphones.

Which brings me to Facebook.

So while I can sneer about the zombie apocalypse, I will admit that I’m a bit of a Facebook clicker. At work, I’ll glance in every hour. I’ll think about what someone said, or come up with a witty rejoinder, or nod at a comment I agree with. The bell rings. I pull the lever. I get the banana.

So yes, I’m the guy who snorts lines of coke and laughs at the addicts with their needles.

Like kicking soft drinks a few years back, I’ve got to cut back on this. It’s just too much now, a bit out of control. If I had my way I’d go cold turkey. I’m sure I could (says the addict with the confidence of the moment). However, I do need to post notice of my latest blogs. So here’s the rules – I’ll only go into Facebook to post up book reviews, writing considerations, astronomy events and model railroad sessions (and only in their proper areas). I will not read any other entries. And I will not click on the indicators of updates and messages. And since Lent started a day ago (March 1st) it’s already in effect. So I hope you like and share and forward this all to hell and back – I just won’t be here to see it.

See you  at Easter*.

(* = and only once a day. I’m only going into Facebook once per day as a follow-through. Yes, like sodas, I’m limiting my intake)

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Faster (DOG EAR) PDF Print E-mail
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Thursday, 23 February 2017 00:00

've probably touched on this before, but stories do have a way of affecting us. Because of heroes in our tales, such as the heroes on the fields before Troy (I count Hector in that number, but not Achilles - not until he calms down, that puff-boy), we can improve our lives. Stories teach us to change, to thrive and challenge.

In my case, it was a cartoon.

Yowamushi Pedal is a wonderful anime series in Japan, a story about a young kid who can't get the school anime club off the ground but somehow finds himself drawn into the world of bicycle racing. In the begriming, he rides what is termed (in Japan) a "mommie bike" (shown in the picture). He races handicap for a bit and even takes it into the introductionary road race (where he is so spastic he locks up the chain and crashes over and over. Finally he is given a road racer, and now he can compete). For about four episodes we see him broil up the hill, picking off the riders one by one (the story actually makes this believable to a certain extent) until he's right up with the top dog, peddling his heart out and trying to just top the hill first. And it's close. Hub to hub. 100 meters to go...

But the thing was, it affected me. I commute two to three times a week. I've ridden my route for sixteen years. I mounted saddlebags on a rear rack and suspended a fender front and back. The tires were thick and knobby, good for gripping the road.

And that was fine, I suppose, until I started riding with a young coworker.

And not the competition started.

Oh, it wasn't racing. Nothing so direct. But we'd both push each other to ride harder and faster. And my mommie bike wasn't cutting it.

After I'd watch the first eight or so episodes, I saw a picture of my bike type on the web, a Cannondale T700. In its prime it was a pretty slick touring bike; heavy, yes, but hell, the ride had beat the crap out of my old racer. So I started to think it over, and started to make changes.

First off, the fenders and back rack. While the backpack is a bit cumbersome, it also cuts down some of the wind resistance. And then the tires. I replaced the knobbers with Japanese street slicks - thin and smooth but with clever patch-grips, a slight but needful tread. I concluded things by raising the seat up 3/4 of an inch, to get a better position on the pedals.

Rode it to work today - first time. It was very fast; rode like the wind. Just a delight to ride. Coming home was a 15mph headwind - I wasn't blazing but I know I was moving a bit faster than normal. But riding isn't just a commute now - it's fun again.

So yes, I've changed my ways. I'm still not going to join any bicycle clubs anytime soon. Let's not go crazy on this.

My bike now, all stripped down for fun and speed

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Last Updated on Thursday, 23 February 2017 21:05
 
Gone in Sixty Seconds (DOG EAR) PDF Print E-mail
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Thursday, 16 February 2017 00:00

’ve had service interruptions on the site before. From time to time my Amazon links suddenly stop working. I’ll notice that instead of profit-generating links to my books, I’ll end up with generic orange-box links to Amazon-in-general. Usually in an hour, maybe a half-day, the links return.

So last Thursday when I found my site replaced by a 500 internal error page, I figured GoDaddy was at fault. There was also a chance that our information security people here at work had gotten even more draconian and had deemed my home site a threat. Decided to wait it out and see.

By COB, the site was still not visible. Rode the bike home with hauntings of concern and checked (even before showering – that’s how concerned I was). Still 500-ing. Uh oh. This removed all thoughts of interference by work security. So I called GoDaddy proper.

The woman tech I got was nice enough. No service interruptions on their part, no. But let me look into something… I’m going to put you on hold… the Girl from Enchilada goes walking… okay, I’m going to have you try something…

In the end, all I got from them was the statement that “I must have broken my site” (I hadn’t done anything for days, and it had been up all week) and a link to the Joomla discussion board. Hey, thanks for that. So I had a dead page and nothing to show for it.

Sent out a feeler email to the guy who’d helped me years ago, to see if I could rub the lamp and make that particularly-helpful genie reappear. And I spend the day Friday oddly considering my site.

Sure, I liked it. A lot of people chat about my model train blogs and people have read (and enjoyed) the books I’ve recommended. Have even had writers reach out to me (usually positively) about reviews I’ve posted. Overall, blogging on writing, reading, Go, my trips, my interests has been rewarding. But what could I replace it with?

Friday I asked about – what web tools did people recommend? And what would my site look like? Were there things I could do better? And worse? How could I lay it out to be more attractive. Overall, I was surprised at my levelness on this, that I wasn’t in a panic, just accepting.

Got home Friday and decided to check Facebook for the usual political-meme-tossing that it has become. Of course, I’d have to go through my dead site page (which was my homepage). Maybe I’d change that until I could figure something out. Firefoxed in and…

There was my site!

All back! All restored! Pictures of me! Trip reports, book reports, train reports, all nice and clean.

Well.

So clearly GoDaddy had had a disruption of service and had eventually rebooted my server. Perhaps enough people had complained. Perhaps it had just been routine. Either way, the site was back.

Going forward, I am going to make some small changes, like getting my books on the front page, little cosmetic stuff. But for now, I’m just happy that I’m back on the web.

And what’s this got to do with writing? I ask myself that every time something like this happens.

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